Narratives from a chronic college student

EXACTLY.

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ME: I don’t know, there are some movies that would make terrible drinking games.

JOSH: No, yeah, totally. Donnie Darko? That’d be a serious downer.

ME: Yeah, or… The Pianist.

JOSH: I haven’t seen that. That’s about, like, a struggling musician, right?

ME: …Sort of. He was struggling… through the holocaust.

I’ll wrestle you for that dollar.

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Kitty is curled up in my lap, but I want to get up to get wine. What to do?!!?

I could listen to this man read the dictionary.

Want.